HUMOR Digest - 18 Apr 1998 to 19 Apr 1998

Date: Sat, 18 Apr 1998 03:20:08 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: (Dis)Order in the Court

Judge: "Have you anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence ?"

Defendant: "No your honor, my lawyer took every penny."

Then there was the nymphomaniac who got herself arrested so she could be tried by the jury.

Speaking of juries (I was) to show ya how far apathy has gone, last month in Howard County Circuit Court a jury of Yuppies and Yuppettes was asked by the Judge if they had reached a verdict.

The foreman stood-up and replied, "We, the Jury, find that we don't want to get involved."

If you think about the American System of justice for a moment, you'll never request a trial by jury.

I mean, who wants their fate decided by 12 strangers not smart enuff to get out of jury duty.

This is probably the only country in the world anyway where they lock up the jury and send the guilty party home.

During the divorce proceedings the wife said, "And that your Honor is my side of the story... Now let me tell you his."

The Judge called the death row prisoner into his chambers. "I'm afraid that clemency is out of the question in your case. The Governor just got indicted."

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