HUMOR Digest - 19 Apr 1998 to 20 Apr 1998

Date: Sun, 19 Apr 1998 02:59:33 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Science Class

The class had been discussing the possibility of life in our solar system. One student asked, "If there are people on other planets, why don't they contact us ?"

The teacher looked slowly around the room at the students and replied, sweeping his hand, "Would you ?"

The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements. She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."

One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."

One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business. Name me one thing that science has done to help business."

The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."

In biology class the teacher was explaining that germs always work in large groups.

The class clown piped up, "That would explain then why no one has ever come down with the measle."

When Stan Kegel was in college, for a class project in genetics, he wanted to develop a turkey w/bigger drumsticks.

Failure after failure resulted, until he finally crossed a turkey with an ostrich.

Its drumsticks were large enuff, but the bird kept hiding its head in the yams.

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