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HUMOR Digest - 11 May 1998 to 12 May 1998
Date: Mon, 11 May 1998 03:57:47 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Lawyers
A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto accident. He rushed over, started handing out business cards, and said, "I saw the whole thing. I'll take either side."
She was on trial for having shot her husband. She'd even been discovered with the smoking gun still in her hand.
During his summation, her lawyer pleaded for mercy on the basis that the lady was now a widow.
Speaking of summations (I was) another lawyer defending what appeared to be a guilty individual told the jury that it was an act of God, under very suspicious circumstances.
The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true.
But these days there's a 3rd thief involved pleading the cases -- their lawyers.
A lawyer soliciting a potential client told the man he got his last three clients suspended.
What he didn't mention was that they were all hung.
A lawyer is addressing an all male jury. "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach Nudes 'R Us condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531 ?"
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