HUMOR Digest - 18 Jun 1998 to 19 Jun 1998

Date: Thu, 18 Jun 1998 03:34:57 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Doctors

"Oh Doctor !" said the young lady prior to her surgery, "Will the scar show ???"

"That, madam," replied the doctor, "is entirely up to you."

I've found that Columbia Maryland is home to some of the world's very best diagnosticians. They can determine your condition just by feeling your wallet.

There was a pretty Nurse named Lori who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend.

"Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents ?"

"Not only that," replied Lori, "he sent me a bill for 37 visits."

Whenever I have a headache," explained the patient to his new doctor, "I take aspirin. When I have a cold, I go to bed and drink plenty of fluids. If I have stomach trouble, I take Zantac. Have I been doing all the right things ?"

"Yes, you have." replied the doctor. "Please give the Nurse $65 for this visit on your way out."

A physician presented his bill to the attorney representing a deceased person's estate. Each of them knew the other, having tangled quite a few times in court, where the doctor was often called as an "expert witness".

The Doctor asked the lawyer if he wanted the bill sworn to.

"No," replied the lawyer, "the death of [Mr Smith] is sufficient evidence that you attended him professionally."

"Be that as it may," replied the doctor, "the fact that you handled his affairs is probably why he couldn't afford to pay this bill in the first place."

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