HUMOR Digest - 24 Jun 1998 to 25 Jun 1998

Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 03:45:54 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: JimJr's Real Life Definitions

A friend of mine, Lee Daniel Quinn, "Quinn's Devious Dictionary", has been trying his hand at writing my style of quickie quips.

Alright !  Fair's fair !   In retaliation, here's Part 1 of JimJr's Real Life Definitions:

Ability - what ya gotta get by on if you don't kiss-up to the boss

Adult Education - a strenuous effort to learn stuff that bored you when you were
                            young enuff to profit from it

B.A. - a degree indictating the holder has mastered the first two letters of the alphabet --
           backwards

Bride - a woman who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband carries her
            across the threshold

Career Girl - a woman who gets a man's salary w/o marrying one

Clever Girl - a woman who knows how to give a man her own way

College - an institution where you learn how to use punctuation marks,
               but not what to put between them

Domestic harmony - music produced when a husband plays second fiddle

Education - what you have left over when you subtract what you've forgotten
                   from what you've learned

Experience - what you think you have 'til such time you acquire more

Good breeding - that quality which enables a person to wait in well mannered
                          silence, while the loudmouth gets service

Idiot - any person who fails to see your point in a discussion

Lawyer - a cat that settles differences between two mice

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