HUMOR Digest - 3 Jul 1998 to 4 Jul 1998

Date: Fri, 3 Jul 1998 04:57:21 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Insults for the Egotist

Yesterday I provided a few hints on identifying egotists and their general behavior.
Today, here's a few ways to at least put a dent in their swelled heads:

_______ always enters a room voice first

_______ has had a great love affair for years -- unassisted

One thing about _______, he's always me-deep in conversation

_______'s problem is he's going thru life with his horn stuck

It wouldn't do one bit of good to for ________ to see himself as others do.
He wouldn't believe it anyway

If you've never heard a good word about _______,
it's only because you haven't talked to him/her

_______ keeps complaining he's not paid what he's worth.
No wonder, his company would violate the Minimum Wage Law

After listening to _______ extol his virtues, more than ever,
you're sure that he has that certain nothing

First impressions always count, but in _______'s case
there's a lot less there than meets the eye

Someone should tell _______ that there's a big difference
between working up steam and generating a fog

_______ claims he was cut out to be a genius
too bad no one ever put the pieces together

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