HUMOR Digest - 5 Jul 1998 to 6 Jul 1998

Date: Sun, 5 Jul 1998 03:22:04 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Life in Columbia Maryland

Columbia's Twelve-Step Program for those residents recovering from Twelve-Step programs meets every Thursday at The Serenity Center.

The Columbia Community Players recently presented 3 plays about Love at the local community college. They were listed as: "Money, the Universal Language"; "To See or Be Seen"; & "Glittering Gold".

A carillon concert was held at Centennial Park. In keeping with the tradition of summer cook-outs, pit Quiche Lorraine was offered to listeners as refreshments.

A drill was held by the SARtrek Search and Rescue Team of Columbia. All participants carried backpacks fulled loaded with Pierrer, the "Wine of the Month" and Chevre-Peppered Smoked Salmon Croutes.

A pre-kindergarten program for low income families in Columbia has been expanded to two new schools this year.

To qualify, parents must have combined incomes of less than $ 255,000.

Food baskets for the underprivileged were delivered by students to earn credits towards their community service requirements.

All families in Columbia owning less than two BMW's were selected to receive this month's 4th of July picnic baskets.

A messy strike was avoided recently when all of the members of Columbia's blue-collar workers ratified a new one-year contract.

All seven of the blue-collar union members in this city of 90,000 said they were pleased with the contract's terms.

The PGA's Seniors Tournament being held at Columbia's Hobbits Glen this week is expected to generate $15 million in additional sales for local businesses.

A spokesman for the Columbia Association said the additional 4.7% in average weekly revenue for the merchants should help provide smaller bills to make change for the Seniors.

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