HUMOR Digest - 6 Jul 1998 to 7 Jul 1998

Date: Mon, 6 Jul 1998 03:32:37 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: World-Wide Diversity

I once had dinner in a German-Chinese restaurant. The food was delicious, but an hour later, I was hungry for power.

Speaking of Chinese restaurants (I was) did ya ever wonder where the Chinese go when they want to eat out ?

Many of the world's greatest runners come from Kenya because they have a unique training program there -- it's called a lion.

Baseball is big in Japan. The pitchers are among the best in the world.

That's because if they get knocked out of a game, they're sent to the showers -- with a sword.

A doctor in a London hospital notices one of his patients has a swollen ear. He asks the man, "What about this ear ?"

The Cockney replies, "This 'ere what ?"

Two Aussies were discussing their family trees. The first said, "Too bad you can't choose your ancestors."

The other smiled and replied, ""Listen Mate, chances are they wouldn't have chosen you either."

An Italian and his wife emigrated to America and became citizens. Returning home from the ceremony, he said, "Maria, we're citizens."

The wife tied an apron around him and said, "Great ! Now YOU wash the dishes."

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