HUMOR Digest - 7 Jul 1998 to 8 Jul 1998

Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 03:38:21 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women of the 90's

"Will I be the first to do this to you ?" whispered the man after his bride-to-be finally consented to sex.

"What a silly question..." giggled the girl, "I don't even know what position you want to use yet."

A street-wise stunningly beautiful blonde walked into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan. When seated in his office, she said, "Look ! Before we get started on this, I heard a story where a girl borrowed some money & she was unable to pay it back. The manager of the bank made her sleep with him for $100 a nite until the loan was paid off. Could that happen ?"

The bank manager smiled, "Well, I've never heard of such an occurrence, it's not likely..." then he looked her over again, "but... I guess it's not impossible."

"Good !" smirked the blonde, "I'd like to borrow $286,000."

The attractive Yuppette, admired by all the husbands at the club, was talking to one of the wives over drinks. "I've developed an immunity to being used by men as a sex object."

The wife grinned and replied, "That's not surprising darling... considering the number of times you've been inoculated."

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs. He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room. When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good."

The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either."

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.

"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."

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