HUMOR Digest - 10 Jul 1998 to 11 Jul 1998

Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 03:36:21 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Country Folk

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.

He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touch any of it until she turned 14.

A country girl who'd gone off to the big city returned and ran into her old beau. Wanting to show off as he greeted her, she said stiffly, "I didn't get your name."

"You sure tried hard enuff before ya left." he replied.

"Old Jetro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband.

"How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?"

"Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over here this morning and beat the tarnation outta our cats."

An old country ne'er-do-well went to the doctor because he was having trouble sleeping. The doctor asked him to describe the problem he was experiencing.

"Well doc..." the old man said, "I sleep good at nite, and I sleep pretty good in the morning. But of late, I been a-gettin' real restless when I try to sleep in the afternoons."

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy ?"

The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."

The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !"

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb."

His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about."

"You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly."

"Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."

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