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HUMOR Digest - 13 Jul 1998 - Special issue
Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 03:59:16 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: What a Figure !!!
I'm not saying she didn't have much of a figure, but...
o she's the only girl I know with a Cross-Your-Navel bra
o she got a run in her panty hose and fell thru it
o she's a perfect ten -- her dimensions are 10-10-10
o she has to hold her bra up with suspenders
o she's so bowlegged, she looks like half a doughnut
o as a teen, she was so fat, it took 3 days to pierce her ears
o when she drinks tomato juice, she looks like a thermometer
o she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
o better bodies can be found at almost any used car lot
o one look at her & ya wonder if there were any other survivors
o when she undresses it's like seeing a golf club being unwrapped
o she orders all her new cars with washtub seats
o when she went to see a plastic surgeon, he wanted to add a tail
o when she makes love, it's like an exclamation point in heat
o she's so fat, last week she sank her rowing machine
o if not for her Adam's Apple, she wouldn't have any shape at all
o not only does she have to take off weight, but rearrange it too
o her day job is modeling for slipcovers
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