HUMOR Digest - 16 Jul 1998 to 17 Jul 1998

Date: Thu, 16 Jul 1998 03:43:42 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Religion

Son: "Dad, did you go to Church when you were a little boy ?"

Dad: "Yes son, every single Sunday."

Son: "Thought so. Bet it won't do me any good either."

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it.

"I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little girl replied. "He'll be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual."

Not sure about other countries, but here in the US, we often have groups come to our homes (especially on Saturdays) soliciting us to join their religion.

Stealing a line from Groucho Marx, I told one fervent zealot that I wouldn't dare belong to any Church that would welcome me, with open arms, as a member.

As the Father laid on the couch watching cable TV, his son, all dressed for Church entered the room. "Dad ?" he said, "I have a question."

"What's that boy ?" replied the Father, never even removing his eyes from the screen.

"When am I going to be old enuff not to go to Church either ?"

A man came home and saw his children along with a group of the neighborhood children gathered around the front steps. He asked what it was they were doing.

"We're playing church." one said.

The puzzled Father inquired further and was told, "Well, we've already sung, prayed and listened to the sermon. Now, we're all outside smoking."

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