HUMOR Digest - 19 Jul 1998 to 20 Jul 1998

Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1998 09:37:03 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Adultery

Guy went out one time with a perfect 38.

Then his wife showed up with a .44 !

One of the best compliments I ever received was from a fellow named Dan at the State Highway. He said that on my tombstone they should inscribe, "He did it all !"

Sharon, our resident Ultra-Feminist, sneered, "I'm sure Jimmy would rather they be able to put 'He did them all'."

Once at a wine tasting party in Columbia, a local author was making the rounds trying to promote his latest book. I asked a fellow there, up on literary trends, how the guy was doing.

He said, "He'd be in great shape if his books had half the circulation his wife does."

Staring at the TV while her husband was reading the paper, the wife remarked, "We stay home entirely too much. What's say we start going out at least twice a week to try & revive the romance we had."

"Great idea !" replied the husband. "You can have Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I'll take Mondays and Fridays."

Some people have just been around the Beltway one time too many I guess. Guy I knew at the Maryland State Highway was sitting at his computer chuckling away one morning. I asked what was so funny.

He said, "I just found out my neighbor is paying $ 100.00 a nite to sleep with my wife, and I get it for nothing."

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