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HUMOR Digest - 22 Jul 1998 to 23 Jul 1998
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 03:10:51 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Columbia Maryland
Most of the weddings in Columbia are performed early in the morning.
That way, if it doesn't work out, at least the couple hasn't wasted an entire day.
I've found that most Yuppettes are like a woman who's been married 6 times & on her 7th honeymoon.
She goes thru life knowing what to do & say, but can't be enthusiastic about it.
A newly married Yuppette walked into her new home with her husband. "John ??? This place looks so familiar." she said gazing around. "Have we been married before ?"
A new game currently making the rounds in Columbia is called "Sex Roulette".
You have a choice of 6 beautiful Yuppettes: but one of them tape records everything, will sue you, & is writing a book.
The up-and-coming Yuppette hadn't received a promotion or a raise in two years and was afraid she had risen as far in the company as she was going to; but she was still not what was considered to be "Upper-Level" management.
The Personnel Director, completing her interview to be an assistant to the CEO said, "I'm sorry, you just won't do."
"Wait !!!" she pleaded, "Did I say I wouldn't ?"
The Yuppie couple just couldn't seem to make up their minds as to whether they should trade in their 3-year-old BMW on the new model or not.
Forty minutes of negotiation with the salesman at a Columbia dealership didn't help much either, as they thought they weren't getting all that good of a deal.
Finally the salesman said, "Look. Do you two realize while you sit here dickering, the value of your trade-in's depreciating ?"
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