HUMOR Digest - 23 Jul 1998 to 24 Jul 1998

Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1998 03:31:50 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Animals

A tomcat tells a female cat, "For you, I would die."

The female asks, "How many times ?"

Then there was the young female dinosaur who became a "woman".

She had her first century.

A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though.

Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.

Did y'all ever wonder why mice have such small balls ?

Easy -- very few of them can dance at all.

A Mother mouse and her baby were walking by a cave when a bat flew out.

"Look Ma !" said the youngster. "An Angel."

You always hear that a camel can go 500 miles without water.

How come nobody's ever bothered to see how far they can go WITH water.

A young teen studying sex education went to the zoo and saw her first kangaroo. As she was watching, a baby kangaroo stuck its head out of the Mother's pouch.

"Just as I suspected." the girl said to herself. "Cesareans do leave a nasty scar."

You've all heard of Russian roulette and a joke's been making the rounds about African roulette. How many of you know how to play Indian roulette though ?

You're given a flute and 6 large cobras, one of whom is deaf.

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