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A complete set of the UGA Humor Digests for 1997-1998, with the original Subject indexes for easy searching: http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/6293
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And now for a contribution of humor:
When we first moved to Howard County, I enjoyed scouting the area. One day I came upon a farmer and his pretty daughter selling wares from their farm at a roadside stand. I stopped, bought some produce, and introduced myself.
The farmer introduced himself as one of the Warfields, then the young lady said, "Nice to meet you, I'm Amalysinita."
I said, "Isn't that a rather long name for such a pretty lil' girl ?"
The farmer scowling replied, "Listen son. We're not city folk. We got the time."
Jim Moore Jr; HumorList Traffic Reporter
jimjr@qis.net
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