HUMOR Digest - 27 Jul 1998 to 28 Jul 1998

Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1998 03:37:41 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Salesmen

Perfume saleslady to customer: "Just a word of advice. Don't put this stuff on if you're not really serious about the guy."

Contrary to popular belief, used-car salesmen are fairly honest with their customers.

It's usually a condition of their parole.

A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

Only a salesman can make a customer think he is really absorbed by a customer's needs and at the same time calculate how much of a commission he can make out of the deal.

The salesman's knock was answered by a beautiful young woman in a rather revealing nitegown. "Oh, good morning Madam." said the salesman, after he was able to breathe again. "Would your husband be at home ?"

"No, he's not." she replied. "He's out of town on business all week this week."

"Oh... I see." the salesman replied, taking another long look. "Well... may I come in and wait ?"

A woman was shopping in a computer discount store. She was looking for a bargain in a sub-300 MHZ model. A salesman walked over and she asked why the obsolote models were all so expensive.

He replied, "Well... all of those models are very scarce Miss, you're lucky we even have any in stock."

"Scarce ???" she said, her voice rising. "Why just today the paper says all of the manufacturers have an overstock."

"Exactly right." the salesman smiled. "There's such a big supply and so little demand, it doesn't pay to ship them."

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