HUMOR Digest - 28 Jul 1998 to 29 Jul 1998

Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 03:04:28 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Kids

During a lesson on the growing of plants, one small boy asked, "Do you have to plant two seeds together to get a flower ?"

1st boy: "My Father can beat-up your Father."

2nd boy: "Big deal !!!   So can my Mother."

One small boy to another: "That tongue twister you taught me got me a one-hour 'time-out' in the corner."

During a lesson in Biology, one girl whispered to another, "You know, I think the most frightening thing about heredity and environment is that our parents provide both."

A Father asked his 5-year-old son just what he thought he did to earn a weekly allowance. "Well, for one thing," replied the lad, "I keep your wife occupied all day."

I don't know... maybe there's hope for the younger generation after all. A lil' girl in one of those "progressive" schools located in Columbia Maryland asked the teacher, "Do we HAVE to do just as we want all day ?"

Hoping for some insight into her students, the new teacher in a Catholic School asked her students if they could somehow be a Saint, which one would it be.

One lil' girl answered: "Oh !!! I'd much rather be a martyr."

"For goodness sake." replied the surprised teacher. "Why ever would you say a thing like that ?"

"Well, for one thing," the girl continued, "you only have to be a martyr once."

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