HUMOR Digest - 30 Jul 1998 to 31 Jul 1998

Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 03:01:18 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women, God Luv 'em

"Marsha, I've been invited to go to Monaco to see the Grand Prix."

"Claire !!!   That's NOT the way it's pronounced !!!"

Mrs JimJr summed up my retirement fairly simply: "Twice the spouse and 2/3's the income."

The young husband was tired of his wife's inability to make a decision about anything. "All you ever do is procrastinate."

She replied, "Oh yeah ???   Just you wait and see."

Donna, a receptionist at State Highway came to work one morning sporting a rather large diamond bauble on her finger. "It's a boy !" she'd tell everyone who passed. "6 foot 2 and 195 pounds."

A woman is in a gambling casino. At the roulette she says, "I have no idea what number to play."

A man near-by suggests she play her age. She puts her money on number 35.

The wheel is spun and 43 comes up. The woman faints.

Two little girls are looking at a book of fairy tales. "Who's that on the cover ?" asks the younger of the two.

"That's Cinderella." replied her friend. "It's a nice story with a happy ending."

"But why is she crying ?" the first asked. "She doesn't look so happy to me."

"Because her wicked step-Mother won't let her go to the mall." answered the second.

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