HUMOR Digest - 6 Aug 1998 to 7 Aug 1998

Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 03:40:59 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cheatin' Hearts

A man enters his apartment to find his wife making passionate love on the couch with another man, and starts yelling at her.

"Oh great !" said the woman. "Big mouth's home, now the whole building will know."

After they had finished making love, the cowboy was telling the lady who'd picked him up about his days on the range. "It's the only life for me. In fact, I wantta die with my boots on."

As they both heard a car, she said, "Well... better get 'em on Slick, that's the Sheriff, my husband."

A man is telling his friend about his escapades and says, "I feel so bad -- I've been cheating on my wife."

"How many times ?" asked the friend. "I mean, if this is your first time, surely you can beg for forgiveness."

"How should I know ?" he replied. "I'm not an accountant, I'm a lover."

A woman is checking out at the Giant grocery store & one cashier is telling another, "He's the biggest sexist I've ever met; his ego knows no bounds and he tells the most God-awful jokes. But I can't help myself, married or not, I love him."

When she goes home she asks her husband, "George, are you having an affair with one of the cashiers at the Giant ?"

A meek bookkeeper had been moping around all week, and the boss wanted to know what was wrong. "It's my wife." he replied. "She's fooling around with other men."

"Well... I can understand your mood then." said the boss. "I wouldn't like that one damn bit either."

"No, no." said the bookkeeper. "It's not that. I just can't sleep with 2 other people in our small bed."

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