HUMOR Digest - 22 Aug 1998 to 23 Aug 1998

Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 03:47:46 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Feminists

Most men like feminists just the way most of them are -- Single !

Son: "Dad, what part of speech is 'feminist' ?"

Dad: "All of it son, all of it."

Actually, there's two reasons why feminists don't wear the latest in women's fashions:
they don't want to, and they can't.

Know why feminists never have "Coming-Out" parties ?

Because they make them go back in again.

Personally, I think it's about damn time that women became equal to men in all categories.

I'm so sick & tired of them thinking they're so superior.

Thankfully, Mrs JimJr never got into women's lib. All she had to do was shop, clean, wash/iron, cook, do the budget and take care of the kids and I.

No wife of mine was ever gonna work.

In Baltimore Maryland a group of feminists were demonstrating at a topless bar. One woman marched around on the sidewalk chanting, "Free women ! Free women !"

As I went into the bar, I asked her, "Do you deliver ?"

After telling a joke to Sharon, the resident militant feminist at Maryland State Highway, she never even cracked a smile. I asked why it was that God failed to give most women a sense of humor.

"So we could make love to you guys," she responded, "and not be overcome with hysterical laughter."

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