HUMOR Digest - 23 Aug 1998 to 24 Aug 1998

Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1998 03:26:26 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Mrs JimJr - Chef Unaware

A few "fans" wrote to say I was unduly harsh on Mrs JimJr in my recent post regarding her alleged cooking abilities. Let me give y'all a few more facts and you be the Judge:

She was so inexperienced when we were first married...

Instead of cracking eggs, she opened them with a can opener.

Just last month, "Bon Appetit" tried to buy her subscription back for double the value.

Her homemade soup is a little tough though.

We're the only family I know who uses soup knives.

Her coffee is a bit strong too...

You have to be careful not to cut your lip.

I'll admit she does come-up with some interesting combos though.

How many of you have ever had chili a la mode

Thanksgiving JimJr Jr asked what kind of turkey it was.

I said, "Wait and I'll see if we have the dental records".

Since my heart attack, she's been feeding me a lot of fish.

Once in a while, I find myself breathing thru my cheeks.

And since I've retired she's tried to economize a lot.

Just last week, we had ankle of veal.

When we have spaghetti, it's always without meatballs.

You see, her meatballs explode on impact.

Once at a Ouija party, she served an interesting tray of snacks.

The Ouija Board spelled out, "Don't eat the snacks."

I will admit though a lot of people say no one cooks like her.

The Vietnam Vets we know all say it reminds them of POW camp.

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