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HUMOR Digest - 11 Sep 1998 to 12 Sep 1998
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1998 04:12:59 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Drinking
I understand old Stan Kegel once filled his birdbath with several pitchers of margaritas.
It was enuff tequila mockingbird.
It doesn't take much alcohol at all to get Mrs JimJr intoxicated.
Two drinks and even her hiccups are slurred.
Some bars have the strangest rules when ya think about it.
I mean, why do I have to wear a shirt and tie to go in a bar to see a topless dancer.
Drinking to excess may have some unforeseen benefits after all.
Fellow I know just got a job in an auto repair facility --
he removes the old paint by breathing on it.
Personally, I only drink to enjoy. We were at a friend's house and he began serving drinks. He asked what I wanted, and I told him it didn't matter as long as it was tall and cool and full of canadian whiskey.
He sent over his wife.
Once at a dinner party, a guest and I got into a discussion of our heritages. I mentioned that I was an English "Moore" as opposed to our distant cousins, the Irish "Moores".
He said that he had a mixed heritage -- half Scotch, half soda.
I read an article by an evangelist on how alcohol is so addictive to some people that they'll actually spend their last pennies just to buy a drink. And that this country is full of alcoholics and their numbers are increasing almost daily.
That article totally changed the way I think about drinking. Now, I'm considering buying a bar.
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