HUMOR Digest - 14 Sep 1998 to 15 Sep 1998

Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 03:40:58 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Doctors

Believe it or not, my doctor actually does make house calls; charges $60 though --
more if he has to dial the number himself.

You can tell it's the 90's. Most doctors now tell people who get sick at nite to take two aspirins and e-mail them in the morning.

A patient walked into a doctor's office and asked if the doctor was in.

The receptionist said, "No. When he saw the bill for his malpractice insurance, he decided to become a lawyer."

You think doctors don't have it good ?

Never mind the social status or the money -- just think about it.

They get all these women to take off all their clothes and then bill them for it.

Last summer I had to have a complicated procedure to remove a cyst on my larynx.

I asked the doctor if I would live and he replied, "Yes, but I wouldn't advise it."

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii. As a real bevy of bikini-clad fems walked by, the one said, "Look at the legs among that group."

"Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor. "I'm a chest man myself."

A man suffering from severe jock rash was called from the waiting room by a Nurse. As she led him thru the door, she said "Walk this way please."

"Young lady," he replied, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need to see the doctor at all."

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