HUMOR Digest - 21 Sep 1998 to 22 Sep 1998

Date: Mon, 21 Sep 1998 04:36:10 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Young Love

Young teen to friend: "I'll never understand girls, even if I should live to be twenty."

Frustrated fem: "And if I turn you down, you'll kill yourself, right ?"

Anxious boy: "Well... that's what I usually do."

"Ohhhh Harold." wailed the young miss. "If there was a weather report on your brain, it would be 'Dense fog -- relative stupidity 100%'."

As they were parked in front of her house, the young girl told her date, "You know, we're an awful lot like Romeo and Juliet. My dad sez he's going to kill you."

A young teen sent his girlfriend a dozen long stemmed roses. It had the following note on the attached card: "With all my love, and most of my allowance.

The Yuppie and Yuppette, ever alert to "appearances", were both very concerned over the girl their son was dating.

"Son..." the Father began, "I should think you'd be a little more particular over the company you keep."

"Dad," the boy replied, "If you're talking about Mitzi, I'm sorry but she's the best girl I can get with the car I have."

The scrawny young miss with train-track braces on her teeth and an overly large retainer was hanging near the library's information desk as if she wanted to ask a question, but was afraid to.

Finally, the librarian smiled at the shy lil' girl and said, "Is there something I can help you find ?"

"Well..." she blushed. "would you know if you have a current copy of 'Scouting for Boys' ?"

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