HUMOR Digest - 25 Sep 1998 to 26 Sep 1998

Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1998 03:25:15 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Assorted Put Downs

Let me tell ya, y'all are OK in my book...
of course y'all can imagine what kind of books I read

Hey ! Let's play "Post Office"...
you can be a lost letter

They threw ________ a big dinner at work...
unfortunately they missed

So many of y'all have a lot of humor in you...
too bad you can't find a way to let it out

If I gave you a going-away present...
would you ?

______ went to the hospital yesterday...
for his/her annual autopsy

I went to ________'s wedding. Nobody wanted to give her away...
they had to hold an auction

________ takes an awful lot of abuse...
and rightly so !

________ said he/she wanted to find himself/herself...
BOY ! Will he/she be disappointed when he/she does

About the only person who thinks ________ is a "10"
is her shoe salesman

Her body has everything...
including four or five things that no other body ever had before

She was so ugly...
the ladies' room attendants always ask for ID

I'm not saying she's fat...
but she had to have her portrait done by Rand McNally

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