HUMOR Digest - 30 Sep 1998 to 1 Oct 1998

Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 03:36:25 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: 1994 Humor Digest

Continuing my collecting HumorLists for the Archives, I came across the following two posts.
I thought y'all might enjoy seeing them:

Date: Wed, 30 Nov 1994 17:19:14 -0500
From: Jay Harman [jharman@BCFREENET.SEFLIN.LIB.FL.US]
Subject: Off "Kilt"-er (poss. off. to sheep)

Bill went brain dead and has allowed me to start posting...
here's the first:

Question - Why do scottsmen wear kilts?

Answer - The sound of a zipper spooks the sheep!

Date: Thu, 5 May 1994 09:35:31 -0400
From: Larry Randall [randall@MAILSTORM.DOT.GOV]
Subject: Prayer of Democrats

Bill Clinton is my Shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Bread Line
I shall not go hungry.
Clinton has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surly, poverty and hard living will follow me all
The days of my life.
The Democrats and I will live in a rented house forever.
But I am glad I am an American.
I am glad I am free.
But, I wish I was a dog,
And Bill Clinton was a tree.

Thought for the Day:
You can't stay young forever but you can stay immature.

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