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HUMOR Digest - 10 Dec 1998 to 11 Dec 1998
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1998 03:29:49 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Working Girl
When a draft memo was passed around for comments at State Highway, the text was usually triple spaced to allow the reviewer a place to comment.
Once a temp asked me if I wanted the photocopies triple spaced too.
Before the State Highway got computers, my secretary used to order correction fluid by the six pack.
After the advent of the PC, we had to replace the backspace & delete keys on her keyboard monthly.
The maid was scheduled to stay a year, but had asked her agency to be transferred to another family after two months.
The woman of the house was irate: "How can you do this to us ?" she stormed. "I've treated you like one of the family."
The maid replied, "Ohhh... So you admit it !!!"
Let's face it -- some TV personalities are hired strictly for appearance -- "fluff" on the set in other words. Even though the station's ratings were at an all time high, the brass still complained about the centerfold-type weather girl; seems she couldn't even get yesterday's weather right.
Two salesgirls met for a drink after a long boring day at work. With the competition from the discount stores, their expensive apparel just wasn't selling.
Taking a sip from her drink, the one girl said, "I made a lot of friends for the store today."
The other nodded knowingly, and replied, "Yeah. I didn't sell a damn thing either."
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