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HUMOR Digest - 20 Dec 1998 to 21 Dec 1998
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1998 03:30:02 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The 90's
90's girls are anything but dumb.
They all know a good thing when they sue it.
Health Food Stores are a big deal in the 90's. I have serious doubts
though.
How come the clerks look like death warmed over ?
Speaking of food (I was) the four basic food groups of the 90's seem to be:
carry-out, frozen, fast and junk.
The "lucky man" of the 90's has a neat car, a satellite dish, an entertainment center, a fast computer & a wife. And they all work !
Who sez 90's women can't plan meals. Some of the ones I know make something great for dinner every nite -- reservations.
I have a gift suggestion for the "Yuppie who has everything" --
A home security alarm service.
Honesty is almost a thing of the past these days. In my day, honesty came from your parents, the Church and an overwhelming fear of being caught.
The young men of today tell me 90's girls are dynamite.
Hell, that's nothing new -- I found that out way back in the 50's every time I tried dropping one.
That's another thing. Don't believe any tall tales your Father or GrandFather tells ya how "wild" 50's girls were.
I assure you, most of them could have been test pilots for chastity belts.
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