HUMOR Digest - 3 Jan 1999 to 4 Jan 1999

Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1999 04:17:52 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Demon Rum

Every New Year's you hear so much about the "evils of drink".
I agree -- there's only one thing worse than drink -- thirst.

Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend meetings.

Two drunks saw a guy siphoning gas from a car.
The one said to the other, "I hope I never get THAT thirsty."

I know one fellow who drinks so much...
I figure he's about two or three thousand swallows ahead of Capistrano.

Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.

Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ?
Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

They say drinking is inherited.
I was never convinced 'til I saw a baptism with water, followed by a Vodka Collins chaser.

Mrs JimJr insisted I stop drinking this New Year's Eve at about 11:00.
We were dancing and she said she could hear me sloshing.

Personally, I think the health benefits of alcohol have been overlooked.
With all this emphasis on grain intake, you'd think it'd be good for ya in liquid form as well.

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