HUMOR Digest - 4 Jan 1999 to 5 Jan 1999

Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1999 04:42:59 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Male Logic

The errant Jew was being counseled by his Rabbi. "Relax Sol." said the sinner. "God will pardon me. It's his business."

When asked how a group of men thought the state's marriage license procedure could be improved, they suggested that a "no-fault" divorce decree be printed on the reverse side.

A girl takes her boyfriend to see his very first opera. He sat thru a portion of "Aida" and then asked, "What's wrong with that lady ? Is she dying ?"

"No." replied the girl. "There's nothing wrong with her."

"Then why is she screaming like that ?" he asked.

In the days when the US Census takers went door-to-door, one asked an older man when his birthday was. "June 3rd." was the prompt reply.

"What year ?" the census taker continued.

"Every year, you damn fool !" replied the indignant resident.

Two buddies were skiing and one slipped, tumbled end-over-end down the slope. His friend rushed down, ran over and asked if he were OK. "I feel as if I've broken every single bone in my body." the tumbler moaned.

"Damn good thing you ain't a herring then, ain't it ?" said his pal.

Two old friends met at a bar and one announced that he was getting married. His friend congratulated him and asked who the bride was. "JoAnne, the lil' blonde cashier down at the Giant grocery store." the groom-to-be replied.

"You old fool." his friend countered, "She's what, 20 some, and you're in your 70's."

"What's wrong with that ?" the first man asked. "She's the same age my first wife was when I married her."

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