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HUMOR Digest - 6 Jan 1999 to 7 Jan 1999
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 03:10:11 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Assorted College Sports
I hear the three most popular sports in Texas are professional football, college football and high school football.
A basketball coach at Auburn University came up with a unique ploy to obtain taller players for his losing team -- seven foot female cheerleaders.
Speaking of cheerleaders (I was) a true college football fan is one who can sit in the front row at the 50 yard line and ask, "What cheerleaders ?"
The pro-football world was astounded when the New York Jets offered a Senior at Ithaca College a starting position on next year's team. The student negotiated his own contract: a million dollar deal -- $10,000/year for one hundred years.
An irate alumnus asked the football coach how many males were currently enrolled. The coach estimated about 12,000.
"Would it be too much to ask then," the man shouted, "That a few of them run in front of the ball carrier ?"
The Univ of Wisconsin coach gathered his team around him. "OK guys, remember, this is basketball -- a game to develop initiative, your ability to lead & individualization within a team effort. Now go out there and do exactly as I say."
The hot-shot sophomore pitcher at an Iowa Tech baseball game was in trouble. The bases were loaded and there was only one out. The manager walked out to the mound and his star pitcher said, "I struck this guy out last time."
"Yes, I know..." replied the manager, taking the ball, "But it was earlier in this same inning."
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