HUMOR Digest - 9 Jan 1999 to 10 Jan 1999

Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1999 03:08:40 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Gentle Sex

According to the Bible, woman was the last thing created. Most women maintain God saved "the best for last." I kinda wonder though if maybe he wasn't a little tired by then.

Speaking of God creating woman (I was). Did ya ever wonder if things wouldn't have been a lot better for us guys if God would have used a funny bone instead of a rib.

During a rather heated argument, the husband bellowed:"You don't deserve a man like me."

The wife retorted, "I don't deserve arthritis either, but I got that."

The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Marge ?" she asked.

Marge told her that she had "morning sickness". Surprised the neighbor said, "I didn't even know you were pregnant."

"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm just damn sick of mornings."

The boss was sympathetic when his secretary said she needed some time off because her husband died. Several weeks later she approached him again, requesting more time off.

When he asked why, she said she was getting married. In spite of himself, he said "But your husband's only been dead about a month."

She smiled and replied, "Yeah, I know... but I don't hold a grudge very long."

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