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HUMOR Digest - 17 Jan 1999 to 18 Jan 1999
Date: Sun, 17 Jan 1999 03:14:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women: The Mystique
Most women are always ready to listen to both sides of any marital dispute
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as long as it's someone else's.
Probably the best ten years of any woman's life comes between the ages of twenty-eight and thirty.
Tell ya what -- any man who sez he can "see right through women" is missing an awful lot !
One thing I do know about women --
their "final decision" is not necessarily the one they make later.
Some women, like Mrs JimJr, are compulsive shoppers. This week while we were snowed/iced in at home, she actually started to make me offers on my Christmas presents.
Speaking of shopping (I was) a lot of the women I know are really quite magnetic. Seems like just about everything they "pick-up", they charge.
Women have conditioned reflexes that men don't. For example the first thing a woman usually grabs when the phone rings is a chair.
According to one woman friend of mine, to be a woman is something so frustrating, so strange, so confusing, so complicated and so full of conflicting emotions, only a woman could do it.
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