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HUMOR Digest - 4 Mar 1999 to 5 Mar 1999
Date: Thu, 4 Mar 1999 03:20:36 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Not so Romantic
Remember, the really macho Harley motorcycle enthusiasts are used to beginning their rides with a kick start.
The corporate Personnel Officer came home very early one afternoon to find his wife in bed with another man. "What exactly do you think you're doing ?" he yelled.
"Simple, my dear." she replied cooly. "The regular staff has been so busy, I just brought in a temp."
The husband of a famous movie star complained to his wife that she never showed any enthusiasm for his love-making. He concluded, "You are an actress after all."
"Johnny." she replied, "That's true, but the parts I play are dramatic, not roles from the 'Theater of the Absurd'."
Two peasant women were shopping for dinner at the local farmer's mart. One lady picked up a carrot and remarked, "Humph. Reminds me of my husband."
Wide-eyed, her companion exclaimed, "Ohhhh. Is he really that big ?"
"No." replied the first shopper. "That dirty !"
The husband was despondent over some really heavy losses in the stock market. In bed he confessed to his wife that he felt as though he had nothing to live for.
She said, "What do you mean you have nothing to live for ?? The house isn't paid for... our cars aren't paid for... the TV isn't paid for... the kids will need money for college..."
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