HUMOR Digest - 5 Mar 1999 to 6 Mar 1999

Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 03:20:27 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Married Men

I'm not saying he's "hen-pecked", but...
He's still taking orders from his first wife

Men get out of marriage what they put into it;
Well, minus taxes, of course.

There was a diplomat who celebrated his 50th anniversary;
He referred to it as 30 years of war and 20 of detente.

- - - - - Happily married men have a woman who cooks, lives to make love and works.
If he's lucky, the three will never meet.

Some married men prefer very large families...
They like to lose themselves in the crowd.

The only married men who half understand their wives are psychiatrists
or in desperate need of one.

One married guy has a fantasy -- he wants to watch 2 women:
one cleaning and the other one cooking.

Mad at Hillary, Clinton said, "Don't you wish you were a man?"

Hillary looked him up and down and sneered, "Don't you ?"

Speaking of Clinton (I was) he's the laziest husband ever !

The man won't even exercise discretion.

Then there was the guy who met his wife at a single's bar...

It was quite a scene, he thought she was home with the kids.

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