HUMOR Digest - 9 Mar 1999 to 10 Mar 1999

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 1999 03:36:17 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Human Animal

I was bored the other day and sent out 25 e-mails to various friends with one word -- "Congratulations !!!" Only 3 wrote back asking what the pat on the back was for.

Therefore, I guess the other 22 accomplished something worthy recently.

An up-and-coming Yuppie finally established a software firm in Columbia Maryland. A friend asked him how he'd managed to "stick-it-out" during the lean start-up period.

"It was easy." replied the new entrepreneur. "I just rolled up my sleeves, worked longer and harder, then borrowed another couple hundred thousand from my parents."

A druggist was promoting the new super-improved Rogaine hair restorer when a customer asked if it really were effective.

"I'll say !" replied the pharmacist. "Yesterday a lady wanted some for her husband. She opened the safety cap with her teeth and this morning, she called to say she had a mustache."

Always on the look-out for a bargain, I was dining out and came across a menu entree "T-Bone $ 4.25 *". I inquired of the waiter how they could sell a dinner at that price.

He advised me to check the bottom of the menu. Next to the "*" was "with meat, $14.95"

Now that Mrs JimJr and I are alone in a rather large house, my daughter asked if I was going to turn one of the empty bedrooms into a den.

Mrs JimJr interrupted with, "Your Father doesn't need one dear. He just growls anywhere in the house."

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