HUMOR Digest - 12 Mar 1999 to 13 Mar 1999

Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 04:25:46 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Your Place Or Mine?

There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings. The URL's are listed daily in my posts.

               Date: Thu, 23 May 1996 18:14:45 -0400
               From: "John M. Scheer" [jscheer@EROLS.COM]
               Subject: Your Place Or Mine?

The young secretary was describing her evening's exploits to a friend. "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."

"That was smart," her friend said, approvingly. "Then what happened?"

"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.

"You didn't weaken your resolve did you?" asked the friend.

"Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let HIS mother worry."

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