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HUMOR Digest - 27 Mar 1999 to 28 Mar 1999
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 1999 03:33:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Wright from the Archives
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Sun, 21 May 1995 07:32:08
-0400
From: Larry Scott
[scott@BUFFNET.NET]
Subject: Steve Wright jokes
- Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish.
My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep well?"
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes"
- I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went
to sleep;
the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
It's just when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
- Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far
that
you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you
catch yourself?
That's how I feel all the time.
- I was reading the dictionary.
I thought it was a poem about everything.
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
- I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
- I have the world's largest collection of seashells.
I keep it on the beaches of the world - perhaps you've seen
it.
Indexed UGA Humor Digests 1996-1999:
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