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HUMOR Digest - 29 Mar 1999 to 30 Mar 1999
Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 03:34:30 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: 1993 Top Ten's
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1993 15:56:02
-0500
From: Amy L. Ward
[cecalw@GWUNIX2.GWU.EDU]
Subject: More Top 10s!
Top Ten NAFTA Provisions
10. Canadians can borrow your car anytime they want
9. Mexican workers still get $1.25 an hour, but will also get a
complimentary pair
of NAFTA slacks
8. Like it or not, Hillary has to do at least one Letterman show
7. Instead of airbag, Mexican-built Chevrolets will have pinata
6. Al Gore must drink a shot of Cuervo every hour
5. When visiting Mexico and Canada, Americans free to shoplift as
much as they can carry
4. President Clinton has to split his snack time between McDonald's
and Taco Bell
3. Every talk show gets a "Coffee Mountie" to serve guests coffee
2. Deportation of Lorena Bobbitt to Guadalajara
1. "Pesos" now called "Clintos"
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Top Ten Signs Al Gore Is Loosening Up
10. Blinks like it's going out of style
9. Appeared on "Larry King Live" without pants
8. At NAFTA debate with Perot, kept saying, "Chill out, rich dude"
7. Shaved head to be back-up singer in Madonna's Girlie Show
6. Sends dirty jokes over the Internet
5. He's been hangin' out with Heavy Metal Rock Groups
4. Instead of commuting by limo, straps on his rollerblades and grabs
onto buses
3. Goes on talk shows and says "Buttafuoco"
2. No longer personally offended by Senator Packwood's passes
1. Loosens tie during sex
--from the Dave Letterman Show
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