Return
to JimJr's Postings Page
HUMOR Digest - 4 Apr 1999 to 5 Apr 1999
Date: Sun, 4 Apr 1999 03:39:36 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Two from the Archives
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 1994 08:59:40
EDT
From: Donald J. Hickman
[HaComedy@AOL.COM]
Subject: Miss America (contestants)
The Miss America Pageant is the consolation prize for the girls who didn't make it into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
Have you noticed? Beauty may be only skin deep, but it's always at least 5-8.
The swimsuits in the Miss America Pageant are creating the same controversy as Bill Clinton's health plan: should they provide minimum or maximum coverage?
The crowning of Miss America is special: it's the only night somebody leaves Atlantic City a winner.
Source: Contemporary Comedy
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 1994 10:28:50
-0400
From: Sheldon Cheney
[scheney@NALUSDA.GOV]
Subject: Good Neighbours
Carl Rowen, the black reporter and columnist, tells about when he moved into an affluent white neighborhood years ago. A few days after the move, he went out and mowed the lawn.
The man next door (who didn't realize a black family had moved in) came over and said, "Hey, it looks like you're doing a good job. I need somebody good to mow my lawn too. How much are they paying you?"
Carl Rowen said, "They aren't paying me anything, but I get to sleep with the lady of the house."
Indexed UGA Humor Digests 1996-1999:
(text)
http://www.crosswinds.net/~jimjr
(zip)
http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/6293
UGA Message Board:
http://www.InsideTheWeb.com/mbs.cgi/mb212137
Return
to JimJr's Postings Page
Get
your own Free Home Page