HUMOR Digest - 7 Apr 1999 to 8 Apr 1999

Date: Wed, 7 Apr 1999 03:29:26 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men's Relationship w/Women

The Various Stages of Men's Relationship with Women

1. Goo-goo... ma-ma

2. Whaaa... I want my ma-ma

3. Hey Mom... watch this

4. Mom... I DID wash my hands

5. But... I don't like carrots GrandMa

6. Get outta here Jody... we don't play with girls

7. But Ma... all the other boys are doing it

8. Yes teacher... I'll behave

9. Go away Jody... only boys play football

10. Hey Mike... have you noticed how cute Jody is

11. Jody... would you like to go to the movies

12. No Mother... I was not out after Midnite

13. But Jody... how else will I know you really love me

14. Jody !!! You're what ???

15. Mom... Jody and I are getting married

16. Hi Candy... how's Daddy's lil' girl

17. Alright Jody... go home to your Mother, see if I care

18. Candy... young ladies do not dress like that

19. No, Miss Kim... I assure you, I wasn't staring at your breasts

20. Well... I've wanted a convertible for some time Mother

21. Kim... my wife doesn't understand me

22. Well... we can go out in public after the divorce is final Kim

23 Yes Candy... I realize she's considerably younger than I

24. Well... it looked like you were flirting to me Kim

25. Candy... why can't you get along with your Step-Mother

26. No Kim... I was not crying, weddings are a happy event

27. Candy... she looks just like you as a baby

28. Kim -- Candy... did you hear that ??? She said, "Pop-Pop"

29. Hi Patti... how's Pop-Pop's lil' Angel

30. Nurse Kay... I wish my wife were as considerate as you

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