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HUMOR Digest - 18 Apr 1999 to 19 Apr 1999
Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 03:59:11 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Puns from the Archives
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 1995 18:07:40
-0400
From: Lex Friedman
[LexySexy@AOL.COM]
Subject: Koala Hair Tea
A man with a fatal disease was told by his doctor there was one cure: the sick man needed to go to an Austrailian hospital, named the Mercy Hospital to be cured. There, the doctor said, the man would receive a tea made from koala bear hairs that would cure him.
The man flies to Australia and locates Mercy Hospital. The nurse gives him the tea. The man sees actual koala hairs in it and asks the nurse to please strain it.
The nurse replies: "The Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained."
Date: Thu, 22 Jun 1995 07:23:45
+0600
From: Randall Woodman
[randallw@NS.EMASS.COM]
Subject: The Biologist Problem
Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He had spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. Despite all efforts at predator control, population was declining at an alarming rate.
Finn finally went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that and, most critically, one part sodium. "You mean...?" said Jim.
"Yes," said Tom. "They need a mono-sodium glue to mate!"
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