TSL-1 Regardless of their current chair, Chris and Tim shall be the unchallenged Trumpet Section Leaders. This shall be applicable both in concert and marching season.
TSL-2
The Trumpet Section Leaders are exempt from any and all rules they don't feel like following with the exception of TSL-2 and all THB class rules.
TSL-3
a. All persons of rank lower than the Trumpet Section Leaders attempting to give themselves rights shall be deported to Singapore for trial and punishment.
b. All persons not reporting to Singapore shall listen to Mr. B practice scales on an oboe for one-half-hour.
TSL-4
During Wind Ensemble auditions, the directors shall forfeit the standard 4 minute test for a promise by the Trumpet Section Leaders that they have practiced their scales and can play them.
TSL-5
All music, both in concert season and marching season, shall be selected by the Trumpet Section Leaders.
TSL-6 The Trumpet Section Leaders have the exclusive right to determine the Wind Ensemble trumpet roster.
TSL-7
a. When the Trumpet Section Leaders challenge a person, any challenge involving the person being challenged shall be immediately nullified.
b. In the event that a trumpet player wishes to challenge either of the section leaders for their title, they lose.
TSL-8
a. The Trumpet Section Leaders shall have the exclusive right to nominate honorary brass.
b. The Trumpet Section Leaders shall have the exclusive right to designate honorary woodwinds in situations requiring the most extreme punishment available.
c. All votes on honorary titles shall be approved by a two-thirds majority of the trumpet section, with the section leaders' votes counting as one-third plus one each.
d. If a brass player is afflicted with "honorary woodwind" status, he/she shall be referred to as "freebrass." All other brass shall be "truebrass."
TSL-9
Only Trumpet Section Leaders may mix MLRP.
TSL-10
A penalty of death is an option always available to the Trumpet Section Leaders.
TSL-11
ONLY the Trumpet Section Leaders may in any way modify or misinterpret these rules. All interpretations are subject to the whim of the Trumpet Section Leaders.
TSL-12
No freshman may EVER obtain the title of Trumpet Section Leader.
TSL-13
Contrary to common belief, the trumpet section leaders were never freshmen.
The Foley High School "Mighty Band From Lion Land" Trumpet Section
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