OTH-1
a. Make no mistake about it: Freshmen Have NO Rights.
b. This rule shall be revoked for any freshman Trumpet Section Leader.
c. Since there never will be a freshman Trumpet Section Leader, ignore clause B.
OTH-2
Sale of the magic lip-rejuvenation potion to minors shall be strictly forbidden.
OTH-3
a. All silver horns owned privately by students shall be assigned to the highest chairs, with the highest chair receiving first pick of the available horns.
b. Chris's horn shall be exempt from this rule.
OTH-4
Mr. M's admission of guilt on any issue shall be regarded as an omen. All persons hearing the omen shall fast from their horns for three days.
OTH-5
Any and all music submitted by students as suggestions for next year's marching show will be immediately ruled out by the directors.
OTH-6
a. In the event that marching drill involves pictures, the successful completion of these pictures shall be considered an omen, and all trumpet players shall immediately sacrifice a goat.
b. Should a goat be unavailable, a woodwind may be substituted.
OTH-7
a. Tate sucks - period.
b. Trumpets Rule - period.
OTH-8
The official drink of the Foley bands shall be caffine.
OTH-9
All band students must have the band anthem memorized by the conclusion of marching season, their freshman year.
OTH-10
No law may be passed which in any way restricts, prohibits, or taxes caffeine.
OTH-11
What exactly is this discipline thing???
OTH-12
The Trumpet Section Leaders reserve the right to change, modify, edit, or amend these rules at any time and for any reason. All other requests for changes must be approved by the Trumpet Section Leaders.
The Foley High School "Mighty Band From Lion Land" Trumpet Section
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