Divine Madness

Divine (1992)





1. The Prince

(Thompson)

2. One Step Beyond

(Campbell)

3. My Girl

(Barson)

4. Night Boat to Cairo

(Barson/McPherson)

5. Baggy Trousers

(McPherson/Foreman)

6. Embarrassment

(thompson/Barson)

7. The Return of the Lost Palmas 7

(Barso/Woodgate/Bedford)

8. Grey Day

(Barson)

9. Shut Up

(McPherson/Foreman)

10. It Must be Love

(Labi Siffre)

11. Cardiac Arrest

(Smash/Foreman)

12. House of Fun

(Barson/Thompson)

13. Driving In My Car

(Barson)

14. Our House

(Smyth/Foreman)

15. Tomorrow's (Just Another Day)

(Smyth/Barson)

16. Wings of a Dove

(McPherson/Smyth)

17. The Sun and the Rain

(Barson)

18. Michael Caine

(Woodgate/Smyth)

19. One Better Day

(McPherson/Bedford)

20. Yesterday's Men

(McPherson/Foreman)

21. Uncle Sam

(Thompson/Foreman)

22. (Waiting for the) Ghost Train

(McPherson)



The Prince



Buster, he sold the heat

With a rock-steady beat



An earthquake is erupting

But not in Orange street

A ghost-dance is preparing

You got to help us with your feet

If you're not in the mood to dance

Step back, grab yourself a seat

This may not be uptown Jamaica

But we promise you a treat

Buster bowl me over with your bogus dance

Shuffle me off my feet

Even though I'll keep on runnin'

I'll never get to Orange street



So I set it up myself to say

For the man who set the beat

So I'll leave it up to you out there

To get him back on his feet



Buster bowl me over with your bogus dance

Shuffle me off my feet

Even though I'll keep on runnin'

I'll never get to Orange street



Bring back the

Who is the

We want the

Bring back the Prince...aahh!





One Step Beyond



(Hey you, don't watch that,

 Watch this!

 This is the heavy heavy monster sound

 The nuttiest sound around

 So if you've come in off the street

 And you're beginning to feel the heat

 Well listen buster

 You better start to move your feet

 To the rockin'est, rock-steady beat

 Of Madness

 One step beyond!)



(One step beyond!)



(One step beyond!)





My Girl



My girl's mad at me

I didn't wanna see the film tonight

I found it hard to say

She thought I'd had enough of her

Why can't she see

She's lovely to me?

But I like to stay in

And watch t.v. on my own

Every now and then



My girl's mad at me

Been on the telephone for an hour

We hardly said a word

I tried and tried but I could not be heard

Why can't I explain?

Why do I feel this pain?

'Cause everything I say

She doesn't understand

She doesn't realise

She takes it all the wrong way



My girl's mad at me

We argued just the other night

I thought we'd got it straight

We talked and talked until it was light

I thought we'd agreed

I thought we'd talked it out

Now when I try to speak

She says that I don't care

She says I'm unaware

And now she says I'm weak





Night Boat to Cairo



It's just gone noon

Half past monsoon

On the banks of the river Nile

Here comes the boat

Only half-afloat

Oarsman grins a toothless smile

Only just one more

To this desolate shore

Last boat along the river Nile

Doesn't seem to care

No more wind in his hair

As he reaches his last half mile

The oar snaps in his hand

Before he reaches dry land

But the sound doesn't deafen his smile

Just pokes at wet sand

With an oar in his hand

Floats off down the river Nile

Floats off down the river Nile



(All aboard, night boat to Cairo!)



(Night boat to Cairo!)





Baggy Trousers



Naughty boys in nasty schools

Headmasters breaking all the rules

Having fun and playing fools

Smashing up the woodwork tools

All the teachers in the pub

Passing 'round the ready-rub

Trying not to think of when

The lunch-time bell will ring again.



Oh what fun we had

But, did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school

Was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had

But at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways

To make a difference to the days.



Headmaster's had enough to-day

All the kids have gone away

Gone to fight with next-door's school

Every term, that is the rule

Sits alone and bends his cane

Same old backsides again

All the small ones tell tall tales  

Walking home and squashing snails.



Oh what fun we had

But, did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school

Was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had

But at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways

To make a difference to the days.



Lots of girls and lots of boys

Lots of smells and lots of noise

Playing football in the park

Kicking Pushbikes after dark

Baggy trousers, dirty shirt

Pulling hair and eating dirt

Teacher comes to break it up

Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup.



Oh what fun we had

But, did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school

Was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had

But at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways

To make a difference to the days.



Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers

Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers





Embarrassment

 

Received a letter just the other day,

Don't seem they wanna know you no more,

They've laid it down given you their score,

Within the first two lines it bluntly read.



You're not to come and see us no more,

Keep away from our door,

Don't come 'round here no more

What on earth did you do that for?



Our aunt, she don't wanna know she says,

What will the neighbours think they'll think,

We don't that's what they'll think, we don't,

But I will, 'cause I know they think I don't.



Our uncle he don't wanna know he says,

We are a disgrace to the human race he says,

How can you show your face,

When you're a disgrace to the human race?



No committment, you're an embarrassment,

Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement,

The intention that you have booked,

Was an intention that was overlooked.



They say, stay away,

Don't want you home today,

Keep away from our door,

Don't come 'round here no more.



Our dad, he don't wanna know he says,

This is a serious matter,

Too late to reconsider,

No one's gonna wanna know ya !



Our mum, she don't wanna know,

I'm feelin' twice as old, she says,

Thought she had a head on her shoulder,

'Cause I'm feelin' twice as older,

I'm feelin' twice as older.



You're an embarrassment...





The Return of the Los Palmas 7



[instrumental]





Grey Day



When I get home it's late at night,

I'm black and bloody from my life,

I haven't time to clean my hands,

Cuts will only sting me through my dreams.



It's well past midnight as I lie

In a semi-conscious state.

I dream of people fighting me

Without any reason I can see.



In the morning I awake,

My arms my legs my body aches,

The sky outside is wet and grey

So begins another weary day.

So begins another weary day.



After eating I go out,

People passing by me shout.

I can't stand this agony

Why don't they talk to me?



In the park I have to rest

I lie down and I do my best,

The rain is falling on my face

I wish I could sink without a trace.



In the morning I awake,

My arms my legs my body aches,

The sky outside is wet and grey,

So begins another weary day.

So begins another weary day.



In the park I have to rest

I lie down and I do my best,

The rain is falling on my face

I wish I could sink without a trace.



In the morning I awake,

My arms my legs my body aches,

The sky outside is wet and grey,

So begins another weary day.

So begins another weary day.





Shut Up



I tell you I didn't do it

'Cause I wasn't there

Don't blame me, it just isn't fair

You listen to their side

Now listen to mine

Can't think of a story

Sure you'll find me sometime



Now pass the blame and don't blame me

Just close your eyes and count to three

(One two three)

Then I'll be gone and you'll forget

The broken window, t.v. set



It wasn't me either, I'm just his mate

He told me to stand here and watch the gate

I've got a wife and three kids you know

They'll tell you I'm straight, at least I think so

I'm as honest as the day is long,

The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong



Now pass the blame and don't blame me

Just close your eyes and count to three

(One two three)

Then I'll be gone and you'll forget

The broken window, t.v. set



Pass the blame and don't blame me

Just close your eyes and count to three

(One two three)

Then I'll be gone and I'll forget

That what you give is what you get...



Pass the blame and don't blame me

Just close your eyes and count to three

(One two three)

Then I'll be gone and you'll forget

The broken window, t.v. set



Pass the blame and don't blame me

Just close your eyes and count to three

(One two three)

Then I'll be gone and I'll forget

That what you give is what you get...





It Must Be Love



I never thought I'd miss you

Half as much as I do

And I never thought I'd feel this way

The way I feel

About you

As soon as I wake up

Every night, every day

I know that it's you I need

To take the blues away



It must be love, love, love

It must be love, love, love

Nothing more, nothing less

Love is the best



How can it be that we can

Say so much without words?

Bless you and bless me

Bless the bees

And the birds

I've got to be near you

Every night, every day

I couldn't be happy

Any other way



It must be love, love, love

It must be love, love, love

Nothing more, nothing less

Love is the best



As soon as I wake up

Every night, every day

I know that it's you I need

To take the blues away



It must be love, love, love

It must be love, love, love

Nothing more, nothing less

Love is the best



It must be love, love, love...





Cardiac Arrest



Papers in the morning

Bowler hat on head

Walking to the bus stop

He's longing for his bed,

Waiting with his neighbours

In the rush hour queue

Got to get the first bus

So much for him to do.

He's got to hurry

Got to get his seat

Can't miss his place

Got to rest his feet.



Ten more minutes till he gets there

The crossword's nearly done.

It's been so hard these days

Not nearly so much fun.

His mind wanders to the office

His telephone, desk and chair

He's been happy with the company

They've treated him real fair.

Think of seven letters

Begin and end in 'C'

Like a big American car

But misspelt with a 'D'.

I wish this bus'd get a move on,

Driver's taking his time.

I just don't know, I'll be late

Oh dear what will the boss say?

Pull yourself together now

Don't get in a state



Don't you worry

There's no hurry

It's a lovely day

Could all be going your way

Take the doc's advice

Let up enjoy your life

Listen to what they say

It's not a game they play.



Never get there at this rate

He's caught up in a jam.

There's a meeting this morning

It's just his luck oh damn!

His hand dives in his pocket

For his handkerchief.

Pearls of sweat on his collar

His pulse-beat seems so brief.

Eyes fall on his wristwatch

The seconds pass real slow

Gasping for the hot air

But the chest pain it won't go.

Tried to ask for help

But can't seem to speak a word,

Words are whispered frantically

But don't seem to be heard.

What about the wife and kids?

They all depend on me!



We're so sorry

We told you not to hurry.

Now it's just too late

You've got a certain date

We thought we made it clear

We all voiced our inner fears

We left it up to you

There's nothing we can do.





House of Fun



Good morning miss

Can I help you son?

Sixteen today

And up for fun

I'm a big boy now

Or so they say

So if you'll serve

I'll be on my way



Box of balloons

With the feather-light touch

Pack of party-poppers

That pop in the night

A toothbrush and hairspray

Plastic grin

Miss Clay on all corners

Has just walked in



Welcome to the House of Fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the House of



N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss

You misunderstood

Sixteen big boy

Full pint in my manhood

I'm up to date

And the date's today

So if you'll serve

I'll be on my way



Welcome to the House of Fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the House of (Fun)



I'm sorry son

But we don't stock

Party gimmicks

In this shop

Try the House of Fun

It's quicker if you run

This is a chemist's

Not a joke shop!



Party hats

Simple enough clear

Comprehende savvy understand

Do you hear?

A pack of party hats

With the coloured tips

Too late!

Gorgon heard gossip

Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day



Welcome to the House of Fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the House of Fun



Welcome to the House of Fun...





Driving In My Car



    Transcribed by ir.drs. Ben Jos Walbeehm (Walbeehm@fsw.ruu.nl)

    Donated by Neil Defty (Neil.Defty@durham.ac.uk)





I've been driving in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar

I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil

It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne

It says Morris on the door, the G.P.O. owned it before

I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care, give me some gas and the open air



It's a bit old but it's mine, I mend it in my spare time

Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha



I've been driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far

I drive up to Muswell Hill, I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45, I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could I say

The tyres were a little worn, they were O.K., I could have sworn

I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far



I like driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far

I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre

I like driving in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar

I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far





Our House



Father wears his Sunday best

Mother's tired she needs a rest

The kids are playing up downstairs

Sister's sighing in her sleep

Brother's got a date to keep

He can't hang around



Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our ...



Our house it has a crowd

There's always something happening

And it's usually quite loud

Our mum she's so house-proud

Nothing ever slows her down

And a mess is not allowed



Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our ...



Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our ...

Something tells you that you've got to get away from it



Father gets up late for work

Mother has to iron his shirt

Then she sends the kids to school

Sees them off with a small kiss

She's the one they're going to miss

In lots of ways



Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our ...



I remember way back then when everything was true and when

We would have such a very good time such a fine time

Such a happy time

And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away

Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers



Father wears his Sunday best

Mother's tired she needs a rest

The kids are playing up downstairs

Sister's sighing in her sleep

Brother's got a date to keep

He can't hang around



Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our street



Our house, in the middle of our street

Our house, in the middle of our ...



Our house, was our castle and our keep

Our house, in the middle of our street



Our house, that was where we used to sleep

Our house, in the middle of our street



Our house, in the middle of our street





Tomorrow's (Just Another Day)



Trying hard, I thought I'd done my best

All my life, I can't get no rest

Some who've closed the door before

Say I can't carry on no more.



I hear them saying

Tomorrow's just another day

I hear them saying

And it gets better every day

I hear them saying

Tomorrow's just another day



Listened long, tried to take it in

All these facts leave me in the swim

It's down and down there is no up

I think that I've run out of luck.



I hear them saying

Tomorrow's just another day

I hear them saying

And it gets better every day

I hear them saying

Tomorrow's just another day

Tomorrow's just another... day



Walking now, over covered ground

There is a chance if I move around

I need a moment to reflect

On the friendships I have wrecked.



Why is it I(???) don't I always try ?



I hear them say

Tomorrow's just another day

I hear them say

And it gets better every day

I hear them say

Tomorrow's just another day

I hear them say

And it gets better every day

I heard them say

Tomorrow's just another day

I hear them say

Tomorrow's just another day

Tomorrow's just another...



I hear them saying

Tomorrow's just another day

I hear them saying

And it gets better every day

I hear them saying

Tomorrow's just another day





Wings Of A Dove



Lyrics for this song are not available. Help will be appreciated.





The Sun and the Rain



It's raining again,

I'm hearing its pitter patter down.

It's wet in the street

Reflecting the lights and splashing feet,

Nowhere to go,

And nothing I have to do, have to do.



It's raining again,

I follow the Christmas lights down town.

I'm leaving the flow

Of people walking all around,

Round and round,



I hear the sound of rain falling in my ears

Washing away the weariness like tears.

I can feel my troubles running down,

Disappear into the silent sound.



Just walking along,

My clothes are soaked right through to the skin,

I haven't a doubt, that this is what life is all about,

The sun and the rain.

Scraps of paper(???) washing down the drain.



I feel the rain falling on my face

I can say there is no better place

Than standing up in the falling down

In so much rain I could almost drown.



It's raining again

A crack in the clouds reveals blue skies

I've been feeling so low(low)

But now everything is on my side

The sun and the rain.

Walk with me fill my heart again



I hear the rain falling in my ears

Washing away the weariness like tears.

I can feel my troubles running down,

Disappear into the silent sound.



I feel the rain falling on my face

I can say there is no better place

Than standing up in the falling down

In so much rain I could almost drown.



Do de do do de do do do

Do de do de do de do do do





Michael Caine



(I am Michael Caine)



He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know

I see the firemen jumping from the windows

There's panic and I hear somebody scream

(aaaah)



He picks up useless paper

And puts it in my pocket

I'm trying very hard to keep my fingers clean

I can't remember tell me what's his name



(My name is Michael Caine)



And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep at home

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep



The sun is laughing its another broken morning

I see a shadow and call out to try and warn him

He didn't seem to hear

Just turned away



The quiet fellow follows and points his fingers

Straight at you

He had to sacrifice his pride yes throw it all away



(I am Michael Caine)



And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep at home

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep



His days are numbered he walks round and round in circles

There is no place he can ever call his own

He seems to jump at the sound of the phone



Staring out the window there's nothing he can now do

All he wanted was to remain sane

He can't remember his own name



(My name is Michael Caine)



And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep at home

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep

And all I wanted was a word or photograph

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep



And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep at home

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep

And all I wanted was a word or photograph

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep





One Better Day



Arlington House, address no fixed abode

An old man in a three piece suit

Sits in the road

He stares across the water

Sees right through the lock

But on and up like out-stretched hands

His mumbled words, his mumbled words... mock



Further down, the photobooth

A million plastic bags

And an old woman filling out

A million baggage tags

But when she gets thrown out three bags at a time

She spies the old chap in the road to share her bags with

She has bags of time



Surrounded by his past

On a short white line

He sits while cars pass either side

Takes his time

Trying to remember

One better day

A while ago when people stopped

To hear him say



Walking round you sometimes

Hear the sunshine

Beating down in time with

The rhythm of your shoes



Now she has walked

Enough through rainy town

She rests her back against his

And sits down



She`s trying to remember

One better day

A while ago when people stopped

To hear her say



Walking round you sometimes

Hear the sunshine

Beating down in time with

The rhythm of your shoes



Repeat



The feeling of arriving

When you`ve nothing left to lose





Yesterday's Men



An insolent speck of youth

Being taken for a walk

So tightly by the ear

That he can hardly talk



Yesterday's men hang to today

To sing in the old-fashioned way

It must get better in the long run

Has to get better in the long run



A metropolitan marathon

Has been held today

But who you need to catch

Will be coming the other way



Yesterday's men hang to today

To sing in any old way

It must get better in the long run

Has to get better in the long run



Because when you're told to start

How far can you go

When your race is won

And you already know

Because when you're told to stop

How far will you go

When your race is run

And you already know



Yesterday's men hang to today,

To sing in any old way,

It must get better in the long run

Has to get better in the long run

Will it get better in the long run

Will we be here in the long run



Yesterday's men hang to today,

To sing in any old way,

It must get better in the long run

Has to get better in the long run

Will it get better in the long run

Will we be here in the long run



Do, do, do, hang on in the long run.





Uncle Sam



Here they come again hop scotching up to my door

One by one again knockety knock knocking upon my floor

Swinging on my gate they gain entry by the yard

Pulling at my hair they scream paint your thoughts upon my card



But not tonight I've got studies to examine

Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men

A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam

Who now takes up all of my time he gives me things to do

'Cause he's a wonderful man



But I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam

To be with my Uncle Sam



Silly little sniggers from the women liberators

But I'll stand and hold my post

Polished buttons and erect I'll raise the flag

I'll show those women who's the most



But not tonight I've got studies to examine

Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men

A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam

Who now takes up all of my time, gives me things to do

He's a wonderful man



But I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam



I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam



But not tonight I've got studies to examine

Tomorrow ah ah ah

And tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men

A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam

Who now takes up all of my time he gives me things to do

'Cause he's a wonderful man



I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam

I'm sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam





(Waiting For) The Ghost Train



A straw headed woman, and a barrel chested man,

A pocket full of posies with a hat brim full of sand,

Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes,



A dog chasing the tumbleweeds, across the sandy floor,

That drift along the platform, through the ticket office door,

Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes,

Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes,



But don't tell me there's nothing coming, you don't fool me,

I hear the ghost train rumbling along the tracks - set them free,

And I hear them,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white don't try to hide,



The station master's writing with a piece of orange chalk,

A hundred cancellations, still no one wants to walk,

Keep the hungry children from the skeletons in the back,

Paid to keep an eye out for the gipsy caravan,

Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes,

Ooh - waiting for the train that never comes,



I hear the ghost train rumbling along the tracks - set them free,

And I hear them,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white (don't try),

It's black and white (don't try),

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

And I hear them,

It's black and white don't try to hide,

It's black and white don't try to hide...