Republicans: Spawn of Satan

The Republicans claim to stand for family values. Hmmm...last time I checked hating people who are different than you and trying to keep this country in a fascist state didn't seem very family valuesesque. Prayer in public schools? An amendment barring flag burning? No gays in the military? Gays can't get married? Ketchup as a vegetable? The death penalty?

This little note is for all the Republicans out there who think they are in the right (no pun intended...) I've heard of this thing, called the Constitution. I was under the assumption that it is the supreme law of the land, or something like that. Supposedly, this so-called Constitution is supposed to protect our rights as citizens, and all that good stuff. FUCKING LOOK INTO IT.

Okay, and here's another thing! Now, Hillary Clinton (Ole' Hill hereafter) might be a little offbase when she speaks of the "right wing conspiracy" aimed at destroying her husband. (A little side note -- I find this whole idea of destroying Clinton to be rather comedic after a while because, really, what fucking difference does it make now? Everyone already knew that he had a taste for the ladies, and who can blame the man? Ole' Hill isn't the kind of thing that I would want to go home to each night either. She probably is into S&M, and I bet that she's a great dominatrix. It certainly seems to fit her personality. But, really, getting whipped and spanked grows old after a while, especially when Ole' Hill's on the other side of that leather and chains outfit. I'm just waiting to hear that Clinton stuck his little peter into Linda Tripp. Or Al Gore.) Anyway, while I would be doubtful to concede to a right wing conspiracy, something is definitely going on with those crazy "conservatives." I personally don't feel like the Republicans have enough brains and organizational skills to systematically destroy Clinton's reputation (ohh, that's seems really difficult too!), I think that they are trying. They just suck at it, much like they do with everything else. I'm not going to bitch about this anymore, because it's a fucking waste of time, just let me say that anyone who expects the Republicans to do something this inspired, this calculated, this hilarious, must be pretty foolish. I would expect something out of the Republicans more along the lines of a big barbeque, or maybe a parade to commemorate their fallen hero Richard Nixon. And what would they eat at this barbeque, you ask? Ribs. And okra. That's some down home good country cooking.

One last thing -- do not equate the Republicans with conservatism. When you think conservative, visions of G. Gordon Liddy, Pat Robertson, and my own personal favorite, Pat Buchanan should be floating through your head. Anyone who suggests building a giant wall around America is ok in my book! But seriously, folks, your cheerleader type Susan Molinari, or Newt, or even John Kasich aren't conservative. Jesse Helms and Strom are borderline conservative, and psycho asses like Ralph Reed are conservative (and religious...ugh.)