Rules of Life at RPI

Top Ten Rules for Life at RPI

10. April snow squalls bring May snowballs.
9. When the going gets tough...drop the course.
8. Two out of three is a "D."
7. Do unto others whatever it takes to help the curve.
6. You scratch my back, I'll stab yours.
5. If at first you don't succeed, switch to management.
4. It's not what you know, it's what they think you know.
3. What goes up, must come down, excepting tuition.
2. RPI gets what you pay for.
1. Ask not what RPI can do for you, ask what RPI can do to you.

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