-whitney
I knew that, actually.... But you called me a bitch, so I figured it'd
be okay.
-Ian
From: Ian E. Hodge
..."My name is Ian too and I was so bored that I just looked up
other people with my name that had home pages."
Just had to tell you that I think you have the absolute COOLEST
first name EVER. Your parents must have been very kind and considerate
to name you something as overwhelmingly powerful as they did. People
with your name will rule the world.
-SumYunGai
I'm a Nirvana fan and the wallpaper looks like their album NEVERMIND so maybe ?
NEVERMIND
oh well , whatever , nevermind
you might want to think twice about a naked kid with his thing hangen out though
well, for a while I had put a picture of me swimming after a dollar with
my thing hangen out, but due to public outcry, I took it off. If you're
really disappointed, just stare at the water and pretend you can see me,
a dollar, or something else. If it helps, treat the background like it's
one of those "Magic Eye" things.
-boB
[I guess if you never saw my old homepage, you wouldn't understand the background thing. So, just for YOU, I've found a copy of my OLD homepage, and put THIS LINK up so you can check it out! I've even updated the links so they work with all the new stuff. Don't kick the tires, tho, cuz the thing wasn't too well built, and something will end up breaking. Probably the internet, itself, and then we'll be without an information highway. Economies will collapse, nuclear weapons will be unleashed, stars will explode... Whoah, kind of sounds like a party I was at once...]
From: Kip D. Litsey
uh huh huh uh huh huh huh huh That was like COOL.
Dear Mr. Litsey:
I'm sorry, but Ian's HomePage is a NO BUTTHEAD ZONE. One more
outburst like that and I'll be forced to rip off your head and
beat you with it.
Love,
Ian
Mr. Litsey is from AOL. Are we surprised???
From: C.J. Hunter
Ian,
I have no intention of sending you mail. Ever.
c.j.
From: ILSCAT3B@aol.com
Date: 5/10/96
Subj: Re: I would appr some
e-mail me some of the best asian pic u may have thank u!
Attached is the best Asian pic I could find
Hope you like!
-Ian
From: Jonathan Rosenblatt
Date: 6/12/96
Where's the prize??? I want! I want!
Wher is it damn it?
Okay, to get the **FREE** Rubber Chicken Plaque, all you have to do is send 13 proofs of purchase (one PoP UPC code attached to the message), plus $4.13 in shipping and handling.
Your prize for mailing me is this authenticated, one-of-a-kind, autographed reply from ME! I believe the current street value of this message is $12,543.09, and rising all the time! Save and treasure this electronic masterpiece!
(I knew you couldn't trust guys named Ian)
Smart boy! Now go start shouting that out in the middle of some large, crowded public British place!
-Ian
Note: Yes, you wonderful people who are actually reading through this much of my page, DO get the special offer: One, FREE Rubber Chicken Plaque! Just click here for details.
From: James Holbeach
Date: 6/12/96
Just wanted to say HI from downunder, still trying to figure out what the hell this page is about, seems to be something like an up-side down cow mensturating . . . or something along those lines any-way. . . Anyway mate, if ya want some screen savers check out my page below . .. and e-mail me!
CUL8R
James
Nope, nope, all our mensturating cows are right-side-up. Since you're in the OTHER hemisphere, you just see it that way. It's just an optical illusion, my friend. Nor am I standing on my head in all my pictures! However, if you're looking for mensturating animals I have a nice Opossum and Sloth here hanging upside down that might just look right to ya
Thanks for stopping by!
Ian,
I just wanted to tell you how very very happy it made me to be
"visitor ERR6 since the last time this counter was reset!"
I'm so proud of this that there are some people I would like to thank...
First there's my mother. After all, without her efforts I wouldn't be here. Then there is of course yourself, the President, his holiness the Pope, Iggy Pop, George Washington, Frederick Neitzche, Levi Agrawala and who could forget the fearless foursome of Foley, Van-Dam, Feiner and Hughes?
Oh the memories... I shall cherish them forever.
Sincerely,
C=)
( a.k.a. ERR6 (thanks to you!) )
From: Darren Adkins
Well, Ian, how do you pronounce your name? Is it pronounced the Brittish way or is it pronounced with the "I" sound just as in f,g,h, "i", j,k etc.?
It's pronounced "Bobby". The I is silent.
-Ian
Ian,
just looked at your web page, its pretty cool! Would you be intrested in
getting free long distance and making some money at the same time while
you are in school ? If so email me and i will get you some information .
My email is [address removed]. (MjamesL) Thanks keep up the good
work on your web page. James.
Ack! Please tell me you didn't compliment my home page, just so that you
could sucker me into some deal selling phone cards or something. I'd be
VERY upset and VERY depressed, and kill myself or you or something.
Thanks for the compliment, if it was sincere! E-mail me that information,
unless it IS some crappy [phone card] deal like that
-Ian
I really did like your web page ! I ask everyone if there interested that is
the only way you can grow in this business. Here is a phone number you can
call to get a quick overview. After you call these number email me if you
would like to me to help you get started. The numbers are [number removed]
Ext. 20338 and Ext.20500. I just remeber back when i was in college it would
have been nice to have a source of income that would have helped with school
expense and fun money. Talk to you soon. James
And so, I ended up calling the number, and lo and behold, it was a crappy thing
selling phone cards! Surprise!