Joel Cronus: The next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing The BOD, the HEAD BREAK KID! And his opponent, The MAC!
*DING,DING*
Sarah: This looks to be a good match, and right now it appears we're being joined by someone in the commentators booth...
Dan: Oh I don't believe this...
(Bane takes a seat in between the two and puts on a headset)
Bane: You guys didn't think that I was really going to get my chance to talk before my match now did you?
Dan: Are you here to commentate or not?
Bane: I don't know, you tell me. You want to be an appetizer for when I take out the old man for the final time tonight?
Sarah: Let's just call the match. The HBK is taking over aggressively here, with a flurry of kicks. Now he takes him down and he's heading for the top rope.
Dan: Well since we got the opportunity, do you want to explain your actions from last week? Your little attempt to strike fear in Misery?
Bane: Just a little miscommunication that's all. And trust me, that wont be a problem at all tonight. Look at the Mac fighting back.
Dan: Don't try to shrug this off by calling the match...
Bane: Will to quote yourself, 'are you here to commentate or what?', sit down, and call the match with me. Or else..,
Sarah: Calm down Dan..Bane.
Dan: Okay, Mac is now coming back with a lariat. And now with an elbow drop to Head Break's neck. He's slapping on a figure four!
Bane: What a dope... he's too close to the ropes for that hold to stick. That's why I'm an effective wrestlers, I know where I am in the ring at every conceivable moment. And I'm putting the other wrestler in a world of pain...
Sarah: A world of pain... from the prince of pain? How poetic... Mac is setting him up on the top rope for a superplex. He connects. This could be it... the cover
*1...2..NO close kickout.
Dan: Now Head Break gets up quickly to his feet. And he hits him with an off-target thrust kick! It looks to have stunned Mac a little bit.
Sarah: He's rushing in for the clothesline! Mac was playing possum! He catches him with a full nelson slam! The cover!
*1....2....3
RESULT: The Mac via a full nelson suplex in 14:45
Joel Cronus: The next match is in a twenty foot tall steel cage! First represent the IoV, WAR! And his opponent, CHAOS!
*DING,DING*
Bane: Now this should be a quick match up. You think that Chaos could ever last an Innovator of Violence?
Dan: Didn't you two exchange mean glares last weak when War attacked Ambassador?
Bane: That's beside the point, I've known the guy for a long time, and I know he can back up his violent ways. You could say I respect his talent on more than one level...
Sarah: Poetry and Intelligence in one night from you...what's next?
Bane: What's your problem?
Sarah: You murdered that lady, you took a woman's life that wasn't even in on the action. Not by accident. You killed her. And you're free!
Bane: I plead insanity, get over it, I snapped, I admit to it, and now I'm back.
Sarah: But you never even gave an apology.. you never even showed you cared...
Bane: I never gave an apology because I've been waiting for one from Misery for years... I don't need to take this same BS, unless of course you want to see what it was like, first-hand, when I snapped?
Dan: I think you need to leave, before we get security.
(Bane slams down his earphones and microphone, and walks out with an intrepid gleam in his eye)
Dan: You okay Sarah?
Sarah: ....
Dan: Sarah?
Sarah: Yeah lets just call the match.
Dan: War is definitely using the chair he brought into the cage to his advantage fro the beginning part of this match up. Repeated shots to Chaos's knees and back have sent Chaos to the floor of the ring.
Sarah: War good easily get out right now, but he rather put the pain on Chaos I would suspect. Chaos is standing up, and in comes War with the chair again!
Dan: Chaos fell down just in time! War wound up hitting himself with that chair, he's dazed now. Can Chaos get to his feet?
Sarah: Yes! Chaos is to his feet, but so is War, and War is coming back with that chair! He Connects!
Dan: Chaos appears to be bleeding from the head. And War is looking around the corner of the ring?!?
Sarah: He's reaching in between the holes in the cage! It's a spray paint bottle! *SMACK* And he just sent Chaos right back down after he had struggled to get to his feet!
Dan: He's painted the IoV all over Chaos! And one more shot with the chair! This is sickening! Maniac is rushing out towards ringside, but it's too late, War climbs over the top and to the floor.
RESULT: War via exiting the cage in 31:16
Joel Cronus: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, represent the New Horsemen, AMBASSADOR! And his opponent... JT LAWLESS!
*DING,DING*
Dan: Ambassador isn't wasting any time! He's been calling for this match up for awhile! Now with a flurry of chops to the stomach, and he takes him down with a leg sweep!
Sarah: JT pops right back up, and nails him with some chops of his own. And now he takes him down with a leg sweep! These two are matching each other.
Dan: Ambassador rebounds off the ropes, and hits him with a leg drop to the face.
Sarah: JT hits the canvas. He rolls to the ropes, before Ambassador can slap on any kind of submission holds. He makes his way to his feet, but is met with a thrust kick from Ambassador that sends him over the top rope!
Dan: Ambassador quickly rolls to the outside to meet him, and flings him into the ring steps. Ambassador rolls back into the ring to break the count. And then he rolls right back out.
Sarah: Ambassador is going for a body slam on the guard rail! But JT rolls over the top and DDT's him! What a maneuver! Both men are down!
Dan: Slowly both of them are making it to their feet, and both roll in right before the ten count. Ambassador is still down though, and JT is using the ropes for leverage as he makes his way to his feet.
Sarah: He's setting Ambassador up for a power bomb, but Ambassador counter with a small package!
*1....2....3!!!
RESULT: Ambassador via a small package in 8:33
Dan: What a match! Both men are physically spent! Let's go to Joel for our next match up!
Joel Cronus: The next match is between the current XWL XTREME CHAMPION UNLEADED! And his opponent, the PRETTY BOY!
*DING,DING*
Dan: This is not going to be pretty at all if you ask me.
Sarah: For once I agree with you, after his match last week I thought the Pretty BOy would have given up wrestling all together and join a career he was more suited in.
Dan: Like?
Sarah: A Pool Boy.
Dan: Unleaded almost decapitated Pretty Boy with a clothesline here to start off this match. Now Unleaded is taunting him. He's asking Pretty Boy to come up with any kind of offensive.
Sarah: He just chopped him, with a move that couldn't even stun a cat! Unleaded is looking around into the crowd laughing.
Dan: He turns around and is met with a kick to the stomach! Pretty Boy sets him up for a Power Bomb, up goes and down! The cover!
*1..NO
Sarah: Pretty Boy was thrown half way across the ring with that kickout! Now Unleaded seems to be mad. he's setting him up for the Backfire! Now it's over...
*1...2...3
RESULT: Unleaded via the Backfire in 4:30
Joel Cronus: Our next match up is truly a big one! Two cornerstones of the entire wrestling community! First off coming down the aisle, representing KickAss Inc. APOCALYPSE! And his opponent, a man who defies all odds, CHAMELEON!
*DING,DING*
Dan: I have to say that I've been waiting for this one for quite awhile. And Chameleon starts him off with a drop toe hold, into a boston crab.
Sarah: Apocalypse isn't letting Chameleon assert much pressure though as he uses his power to not allow Chameleon to get much leverage on pulling back on his neck.
Dan: Chameleon drops the hold, and hits with a leg drop. Apocalypse gets to his feet and delivers a lariat taking Chameleon down. Now he sets him up for a bridging suplex...
*1...2..Chameleon manages to kick out!
Sarah: Awesome maneuver by the big man! He's now concentrating on the upper back of Chameleon. He's got him up in a back breaker across his knee.
Dan: You can almost feel the pain, from the expression on Chameleon's face! But he's not going to submit.
Sarah: Now he picks up Chameleon over his shoulder and delivers a viscous running power slam! The cover...
*1..2..KICKOUT again!
Dan: Chameleon is coming back with some thunder now! Where did he get this second win?
Sarah: There's a shot to knee, and one to the stomach, he setting him up for a suplex. And he hits it. Now he's taking him up to the corner.
Dan: Is he going for the Superior Suplex?
Sarah: Yes he is! He lifts him up and down!
Dan: Chameleon manages to put his hand over with the cover...
*1....2....3
RESULT: Chameleon via the Superior Suplex in 14:00
Joel Cronus: Our next match of the night pits two major names against one another with NO DISQUALIFICATION'S! Introducing first, MANIAC! And his opponent, RUSH!
*DING,DING*
Dan: Rush is coming to ringside with a variety of security guards watching his every mood. It's more than obvious he's lost it and may take it out on anyone in the crowd.
Sarah: Heck, I don't even feel safe up here in the announcers booth. Maniac is sticking to the corner not taking his eyes off Rush as he gets in the ring. Here comes Chaos down the aisle way, followed behind him by about twenty-five feet is Smarts, these guys aren't going to let any double teaming occur on either man.
Dan: And they lock up! Rush snaps Maniac to the mat. He's already rolling to the outside, looking for something... He's going for a TV monitor from the spanish announcers in the corner...
Sarah: He just nailed the announcer, and he's thrown the TV into the ring, Maniac greets him with a roundhouse to the face! Down goes Rush with the TV!
Dan: Maniac picks up the TV, and crashes it down on Rush! He's not holding anything back on his former tag partner of almost three months ago!
Sarah: Rush rolls to the outside again, and he's looking for something else. Maniac just threw the TV at him but missed! Rush grabs a chair and flings it at Maniac who has just found his way to the outside.
Dan: Smarts and Chaos are keeping their respective distances with all these projectiles flying around. Maniac is moving in, and he hits him with a leg drop. He then flings Rush into the ring apron.
Sarah: This is getting pretty heated. These two are both going all out! And Maniac is climbing the ropes in the corner!
Dan: A body splash onto Rush on the outside! That's taken a lot out of both of them! Rush is almost out of it. And Maniac is struggling to his feet.
Sarah: Maniac rolls Rush into the ring, and he climbs up on the ring apron, but Smarts attempts to not let him in!
*CRACK*
Dan: Chaos just took that chair and put a large dent in it from Smarts head... Maniac scampers for the cover...
*1...2.KICKOUT!
Sarah: A kickout with authority might I add. Rush is now getting a second wind. He's already to his feet before Maniac can get there, and he just nailed the ref!
Dan: The referee is down and out. But there are No disqualification's in this match up so it must continue. Here comes another one from the locker rooms!
Sarah: And Rush looks to the outside for his partner, And Chaos hits him with that TV! Maniac rolls over to cover him up this time...
*1..2..KICKOUT!
Dan: Both men are almost out of it. And who's that by the entrance it's Assassin from the WCIWA! But someone behind the current is tugging at him... and down he goes, but who is it.. TWILIGHT!?!
Sarah: Rush is caught off guard while Maniac rolls back to outside to compose himself. And now he rolls back in, and Rush meets him with a big foot to the face!
Dan: Now Rush with the cover, wait no, he's going for that chair again, and he's choking Maniac with it! Chaos comes up to the ring apron, but is knocked down by Smarts! And Rush is slapping on the rush...
Sarah: But Maniac isn't letting him hook it completely on! And he hits him with the chair! Maniac is now setting up for a thrust kick, but Rush ducks under it, and takes out his leg! He slaps on the rush with out any problems this time, but Maniac wont give up! He's inching for the ropes, but it wont get him anywhere cause there are no disqualification!
Dan: The ref's calling for the bell.
RESULT: Rush via the rush in 42:10
Dan: He had to stop this before Maniac received any career threatening injuries. A tremendous match up, could we see more of this in the future?
Joel Cronus: Are you ready ladies and gentlemen for our next match up? Introducing first representing the Fatal Charms, SHAWN TWILIGHT!! And his opponent representing the m.O.a. STYX!!
*DING,DING*
Sarah: Both men are alone here at ringside. The m.o.a. appears to be seated about ten rows back, and the Charm is in the back with Misery as we understand from the back.
Dan: Both men are staying in opposite corners staring each other down. Now they come to the center. And Styx nails him with a gigantic Power slam! He's covering...
*1...2...NO Twilight kicksout!
Sarah: Twilight was just sent a message there!
Dan: Twilight flips right back up. And jumps up to him with a hurrincanrana! He hooks the legs!
*1....2...No Styx manages to kickout!
Sarah: And Twilight comes right back with a message of anything you can do I can do better... at least in this instance.
Dan: And now Styx takes on the early advantage with a neck snap takedown into a surfboard submission. Twilight manages to escape the hold.
Sarah: I don't think either of theses guys will be able to make the other one submit to any sort of maneuver.
Dan: You're right it could be more than awhile 'til the Misery and Bane match. And now Styx comes in with a kick to the side, and a big power slam! It looks like the m.o.a. is staying put in the crowd.
Sarah: No sign of any of Twilight's friends from the back either, these two are truly on their own. And now Styx hits him with a top rope splash. Things aren't looking to good for Twilight.
Dan: Things have definitely stepped down for the level we started at. Styx is keeping Twilight to a slow speed which is clearly away from his game plan.
Sarah: Twilight gets to his feet and ducks a lariat, he charges into the ropes, and leap frogs Styx. Styx turns around and is met with a kick, but Styx catches the leg. And Twilight nails him with an ezinguiti to the back of the head! Styx falls to the mat.
Dan: Twilight gets to his feet, he's not playing to the crowd like he normally does, is that a since of urgency on his part? He hooks the leg...
*1....2..Kickout
Sarah: Twilight springs over to the corner, and delivers an elbow drop from the second rope. But he didn't get all of it, as Styx makes it to his own feet.
Dan: Now Styx catches him in a head lock, and down with a DDT! Both men are down!
Sarah: Twilight manages to get up, and stumbles over to where Styx is, but Styx hits his with a shot to the groin.
Dan: Ouch... I sure as heck felt that one.
Sarah: That's why us women announcers are so much better...
Dan: Whatever...
Sarah: Nevertheless, Twilight was sent reeling back down to the canvas after that maneuver. Styx covers!
*1...2..He gets his shoulder up just in time.
Dan: Now that was close, Twilight just connected with a modified clip which actually struck at about Styx's stomach. But I'm sure Twilight will take whatever he can to get Styx down.
Sarah: Both men seem to be in pretty good condition after their grueling matches last week. Styx seems a little more on top of his game as of the second though, as he gets back up only to send Twilight right back down with a Russian Leg sweep.
Dan: I'm still surprised that there has been absolutely no outside interference yet, I guess everyone wants to really see what these two can do.
Sarah: And here comes Styx who looks like he's going for a reverse DDT! This will be it for sure!
Dan: WAIT NO! Twilight slips under the hold and he's setting him up for a Fisherman's Suplex! He bridges...
*1...2...3
RESULT: Shawn Twilight via a fisherman's suplex in 34:10
Dan: What a Match! One of the best of the night, and that really is saying something. Only one to remain though...
Sarah: Both men are down in the ring, and in comes the m.o.a., and The Charm, Misery's understudy, is quickly rushing down to ringside. No action as of yet. Neither man is to his feet.
Dan: But now Styx gets to his own. He's walking away from the m.o.a. towards Twilight and the Charm. This can't be good, he slowly brushing the Charm out of his way. WHAT?!?!?
Sarah: He's helping Twilight to his feet?!?! I'm as lost as you are Dan. Twilight shook hands, nodded his head, and climbed over the railing and took a seat in the second row.
Dan: The m.o.a. is also returning to their seats in the crowd along with Styx. This has been one weird night. But only one thing remains... and we'll bring it to you right after this break...